"Hi C h @ n n y, this is ****... call me back."
No. I don't know you and quite frankly your message was too vague. So the next day I was at bible study and I got about 2 missed calls from the same number and 2 missed calls from a private number. No voicemail. This morning I wake up and then I get another call! I let it go to voicemail, I check it, same lady, this time she gives a little more information. "Hi C h @ n n y, this is **** ( R e N e ), I'm calling about ***** ******* ( D @ n n y R A M ! R E Z ), please give me a call back C h @ n n y."
uh.... says my name twice, I don't know who the guy is that she mentioned... but I call back in case it's some kind of insurance fraud. She picks up:
Me: Hi.. uh someone just called me from this number
****: Yeah, Hi, do you know a *guy's name*?
****: Yeah, Hi, do you know a *guy's name*?
Me: No.
****: How about.. *girl's name*
Me: What's her last name?
Me: What's her last name?
****: Uhm.... I'm not sure, I think.. I think it's *last name*
Me: Nope, I don't know any of those people, WHY?
Me: Nope, I don't know any of those people, WHY?
****: Well your name and number is the only number in *guy's* phone....
(at this point I'm thinking, oh sh*t... she's about to tell me that these people are dead, and I don't even know them and I'm the only contact!?)
Me: okay.....
****: Well, he's been using your name to try and piss me off and I will say he is very successful at it because I left him. Do you by any chance work at *******?
Me: No.
****: Don't be offended by this next question, but are you a stripper?
(I'm sure she knew I wasn't a stripper, because you don't tell a girl who u think IS a stripper not to be offended.)
Me: ( kinda laughing ) No... the only time I have had my info on public was for an art show I did for church.
****: oh my gosh! I just probably completely offended you. I don't know he's just been in Anaheim recently...
Me: so.... this guy is calling you using my name to upset you?
****: He's cheating with a girl that is married and has a kid and her husband doesn't know, he tried to piss me off using your name and was very successful at it because I left him.
Me: Okay.. whats YOUR name?
(she ignores me)
****: I should've known he'd cheat on me since he cheated on his wife with me. Well this clears the air... this is good. Well not for you, but for me because I've left him.
Me: Well... I'm sorry you're going through this, but good luck. God bless.
****: uh. silence.... okay....
I googled her number its out of Ojai, CA. Which, I've never even heard of until a couple months ago cuz a friend's Mom lives there.
WHAT THE HECK!? really?! It's fishy cuz I don't know them, but obviously know someone who know these people otherwise how would they have my precise name and number?? So random. Second whoever is effing with me is probably gonna get yours, God's gonna handle you crazy people. WHOOOOOOOT!
